Wednesday, August 8, 2007

How to Handle Irritating Seat Mates

How to Handle Irritating Seat Mates

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy, who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link
8. Pray he's not an air marshal.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i haven't flown in a while; is there wireless internet connectivity on planes now?

Stewie said...

There isn't wieless internet on planes but there could be soon. http://crave.cnet.com/8301-1_105-9755986-1.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=Crave